So grandma’s dead
What a relief
What a weight lifted.
You guys are sick
You’re not sorry either
I’m not gloating
Neither am I, I mean didn’t fuckin’ kill ‘er
May as well have the way you’re talking
It’s like getting hit by a bus
Some people you wanna push in front of it
Some you wanna pull away to safety
And some you just wanna watch it happen
Grandpa always said she was a real looker
You guys are heartless, just be nice for mom’s sake
Mom’s gonna cry no matter what
Yer gonna need an ark for that flood
And I need a couple of anchors for the two of you
Why is there even a minister here
When’s the last time she even went to church
When’s the last time they served real wine
Shut up. People will hear.
We should try sitting Shiva, you get like a whole week off
I could really catch up on some TV
For Christ’s sake shut your mouths.
You know you really shouldn’t take the lords name in vain, minister present and all
Just shut up.
I’m personally offended
I’m going to kill you if you guys don’t shut the hell up.
Maybe we’d meet grandma down there
I hear it’s a real party
Plenty of vices I assume
I hate you guys.
Yeah really unfortunate
But it was for the best, you know your grandma was very ill
Yea, real unfortunate
But still so sad of course
Yea, very sad
I better go talk to your mother
I wonder if she stipulated wine be served in her will
Mom probably just assumed
May as well get something out of her death
I wanted that fucking chair
Well look who’s enjoying the wine
Hey, you came over here
Some of us need the wine okay?
Perchin’ to the choir
All the good family is over here anyways
Then what are you two doing over here
Yer a real firecracker today
I had to miss the Beyonce concert for this
So the truth comes out
Can’t blame ya though
That calls for another cup
Give me the red stuff
Survey says, good answer!
Hey buddy how was your weekend!?
Went and saw the game on Friday, nothing much on Saturday, you?
Nothing Friday but you missed a great show on Saturday, the boys killed it
Ah man, next show I’m there, fer sure.